That's the patent-pending name of my memoir.

After nearly six years waiting tables, I've served A-list politicians, actors, and musicians. Enough of them that the shine wears off fast. My goal is to flip the script – to be so memorable that they're the ones hopping on their next talk show to tell the story of their server.

I’ve always liked changing who the story belongs to.

Which is exactly why, when I spotted Chris Evans on the streets of LA, I walked straight up to him and said: "So sorry to bother, but could you take a picture OF my friends and me?"